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Is it a little play 'in' words?

I am sitting here "racking my brains" and "beating my head against the wall" trying to think of something to write about this week. Now, obviously I am not literally stretching my brains on the torture rack, nor bashing my head against the wall, but everyone knows what I mean by these expressions. Our crazy English language is full of such sayings that must drive foreigners nuts when they are literally translated.

While struggling to overcome my current writer's block, I thought it might be interesting to take a look at some of these words and expressions that we use and how they originated. It might surprise you to know that some of these have been around for hundreds of years.

Just for the sake of this little history lesson let's pretend that the year is 1500 and we are living somewhere in the English countryside.

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and smelled pretty good by June.

However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence, the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all, the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater."

Houses had thatched roofs, thick straw, piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying, "It's raining cats and dogs."

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on the floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway. Hence the saying, a threshold. When a man married, he would carry his bride over the threshold so she wouldn't trip.

Who said a history lesson has to be boring?

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving the leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, "Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas in the pot nine days old."

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would sit around and "chew the fat." If they had tenderloin, they were eating "high off the hog."

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach into the food causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or "the upper crust."

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait to see if they would wake up. Hence, the custom of "holding a wake."

In England when coffins were re-used, they would take the bones to a bone-house and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be "saved by the bell" or was considered a "dead ringer."

After going back and reading over this, maybe I did "bang my head against the wall" a little bit too hard!

My thanks to the Internet for this bit of factual trivia.
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